Saturday, July 31, 2010

Book-Burning in 2010

The Dove World Outreach Center in Florida

It has always been known that only the most enlightened people practice the ancient and honorable art of book-burning. It is the apex of human tolerance and intellectual stability, there is nothing more glorious and noble than a crowd of people gathered around a pile of burning books. It is an activity we always associate with the most enlightened intellectual elite: Khmer Rouge, Taliban, Hitler, Stalin, Spanish Conquistadors and now, of course, the enlightened members of the church Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Florida. My congratulations to them all. Their parents must be so proud.

My invitation must have been lost in the mail, but I hear they've gone all out! Teeth are optional and if you husband Bubah was your cousin Bubah a couple of years back, you get a spot in the front row!!!

Here is a video of their practice run last week.

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