Fire Ashton Kutcher hire Donald Trump
The thing that makes Two and a Half Men work is extremes. The show’s humor is mostly derived from the extreme flaws of the characters. Charlie wasn’t a self centered womanizing alcoholic, he was the most self centered, the most womanizing alcoholic ever. Berta isn’t a housekeeper with a bad attitude, she’s the housekeeper with the worst attitude ever. Evelyn isn’t a bad mother, she’s the worst mother ever. Jake isn’t dense, he’s a black hole. Rose isn’t an insane stalker… well you get the picture. Now we have Ashton Kutcher as Walden, the heartbroken, computer geek billionaire. The problem is that he’s not the most heartbroken computer geek billionaire ever. He’s not even the geekiest computer geek or the most obnoxious rich guy ever. He’s just a regular guy. No extremes anywhere. He just doesn’t fit into the recipe, he’s bubble gum in a French restaurant. So here’s my suggestion: fire Ashton Kutcher and hire the most obnoxious rich man in the world to play the part. But that’s not all, if you act now you also get the most ridiculous hair and the sorest loser in the world thrown in for free!! He's perfect for the part.
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