What if god is actually a dog? Think about it. Every religion has the unmitigated egocentricity to claim god created man in his own image. I’m proposing a different theory, god is a dog. He created dogs in his own image and humans were created just so dogs would have people.
God looked down one day and thought the world was perfect, dogs were perfect, but some dogs were better than others. The best dogs were more faithful to god than bad dogs. God decided that good dogs should be rewarded, they should be pampered and loved, so god created humans to serve those dogs. The better the dog, the better a human he got. Stray and abused dogs are undeserving in the eyes of god and therefore don't get a home and a human.
And following Fox News logic, and in honor of Genn Beck's dog given intelligence, I shall prove my theory by offering this irrefutable evidence (imagine this on a blackboard):
G-O-D backwards is D-O-G! Coincidence? I think not!
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